[citation needed] He has also provided voiceovers for several video games. Upon realising soon after that Joe didn't sell them the speakers to go with it, a sad Max and Paddy go to a club to find some women. * NoisySexNextDoor: In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. * LookBehindYou: Paddy does this to distract Billy the Butcher and escape into the motorhome, when Billy realises Paddy rifled through his duffle bag. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. Especially when theyre on the road. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn't get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. They soon realise that they have been conned. Or as Paddy calls them, "Big Bob's [[PrecisionFStrike Bastard]] Beans". Potter fails to listen, and the whole wing later see him on the news talking about 'the doormen' Max and Paddy: thus revealing their stories as lies. The two of them get their own back on Brian by claiming there is an outbreak of Anthrax in the club, leading to the club and its staff to be subjected to nude sterilisation. '''Max''': How dare you?! TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Walsh works as a voice actor and has appeared in a number of radio productions for BBC Radio 4. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy's genitals. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. * EnfanteTerrible: Apparently, Billy the Butcher earned his nickname by stabbing his care worker ''18 times'', with a ''potato peeler'', just because he didn't like jigsaw puzzles. * {{Gayngster}}: Raymond the Bastard is possibly a Yardie, definitely a scary convict, and definitely gay. Sponging for a living, Checkin' out the women, Riding on the Road to Nowhere And we don't take shit from anyone, The only thing we wanna do is have some fun. Early life He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed, * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniels father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. No Context Max and Paddy. What they didn't realise was that that train was the last train and thus they end up camping in the woods. * HypocriticalHumor: Max insists that there's a difference between "dwarfs"(he thinks they're people with dwarfism who specifically work at circuses) and "midgets"(which is what he defines his ex-girlfriend Tina as). * LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that he's a father]] set to the Boyzone cover of "Father & Son". ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. [[spoiler: Daniel]] lampshades this. ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. The pair are now in prison together after the school bus incident. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. When Paddy insists that there's ''not'' a difference, Max calls him "Mr. Let's get one thing straight, and I mean ''straight''. On the DVD packaging, it is now referred to as "The UK's fastest selling fitness DVD Ever!" Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two inept doormen, but feared gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it's this trope. Copyright: Phil McIntyre Entertainment. What does he do? Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. [[Squick The same hand he's just lathered shampoo onto his groin with. * CarFu: Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow by ramming it. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". A chase eventually ensues through the services and along a motorway tunnel bridge, and Shannon shoots Paddy in the bottom. Ironically, he's also gay, and Jamaica, where the original Yardies started out, is a country with a reputation for homophobia. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. Today at 2:34 AM ]], * DisproportionateRetribution: Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. They soon discover that the old man who sold them the pig initially was actually the alcoholic father-in-law of the real farmer, and their money has probably all gone to the nearest pub. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). ]], * HugeGuyTinyGirl: Taken to its absolute limit with Max (who is both tall and fairly large) and Tina (a woman with dwarfism). Maybe one or two biological weapons though. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that. Especially when, * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. They still end up in cells next door to each other though. * AcceptableTargets: In-universe, when Max and Paddy pull up to cut down a speed camera, passers-by salute and cheer them. He points the gun at Max who tells him he needs help. This brilliantly observed comedy journey follows the exploits of these two modern outlaws as they escape the club in their prized motorhome and take to the open road, creating havoc across the country. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Episode 4 - YouTube While waiting, Max and Paddy catch the train to Middlewood, which actually turns out to be the last one that day, so the pair are forced to trek back through the woods, but get lost. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Episode 4 - video Dailymotion Its [[RealityEnsues real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]]. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . * EvilFormerFriend: Billy the Butcher to Max. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 102 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! ** In Episode Four, [[spoiler: Max tries to start [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption tunnelling out of prison]].]]. Their situation worsens when Mick Bustin tries to charge them 500 to retrieve the campervan, causing the pair to break into Bustin's workshop and, in a parody of The A-Team, modify the van and 'bust' out back on to the road, only for the van to break down again miles later, Mick Bustin having never actually made any repairs. Everal Walsh is a British actor, known for his voice over roles in video games, such as The Witcher and Sacred 3. ]], * [[spoiler: JailBake: Averted. Phoenix Nights Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. With Shannon now unconscious and arrested, Max and Paddy slip away from a police lecture - due to the fact that earlier in the episode they cut down a speed camera - and drive-off into the night. [2] In 2011, he played his first major role in the feature film Screwed, directed by Reg Traviss, playing the part of Curtis Nelson. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joes plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. * PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustin's OhCrap moment. This calls for them to take drastic action. [citation needed]. We find out in this episode that Max's full name is Maxwell Bygraves, a jokey reference to the veteran British entertainer Max Bygraves. ** Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: "I don't know if you haven't noticed but I'm disabled" into his short cameo in Episode Four. Doesn't take long before they try selling it. But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix Club owner Brian Potter uses their plight as a publicity stunt for his club. * {{GassHole}}: The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. Theyre generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. At the very least, he doesn't make rude jokes about her dwarfism like her first love Max did. After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. The motor home originally purchased by Max in Phoenix Nights was a Ford; however, the motor home they use in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a Fiat. Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is the much-loved sequel to Peter Kay's critically-acclaimed comedy series, "Phoenix Nights". * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. * CelebrityParadox: In episode three, in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's bitter. * PrisonEpisode: [[spoiler:Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three. When the campervan stops off later down the road, Max sees a newspaper headline and realises what's happening. Paddy doesn't oblige. Max and Paddy drive into North East England to visit Max's old doorman friend Billy 'The Butcher' Shannon, who had previously briefly appeared in the 1994 flashback in Episode 2. Max And Paddy GIFs | Tenor And he's also an AxCrazy Yandere. Kay and McGuinness themselves sang it in the opening sequences of episodes 2 to 6. Max's counter that he "has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week" [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). * UsefulNotes/IrishTravellers: Gypsy Joe is possibly an Irish Traveller, judging by his accent and the nationality of his actor, though as far as Max and Paddy are concerned, he's just a RoguishRomani. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room. -->Sponging for a living, checking out the women. * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. * AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] * NotMyDriver: Max and Paddy try to hijack [[spoiler:the school bus that Max's son goes on]] like this, [[spoiler:only to find themselves on the wrong bus]]. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tinas family remain intact. You need to be logged in to continue. You shouldn't upset him. No, it's not as easy as that, Max. %%* ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this. Amazingly, no one calls them on it. ** A few. After discovering the girls, locally known as the 'Belgrano Sisters', are infamous for this, they get revenge by forcing them to steal some speakers for their television. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. Login to create it. Yesterday at 10:21 AM. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. What? With Max's inferior tunnelling skills, sharing a cell with Cliff Richard is the least of Paddy's worries; his good looks are bound to cause problems in the shower and not just in competing for the soap. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe's plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Joe tells them that they've had a "run in" with the Belgrano Sisters, who are well known to do this sort of thing. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. -->''''Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing. He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a, * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. Paddy notes that they're likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]. He was tunnelling towards the next cell. * ChekhovsGunman: Max's ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. Elsewhere, ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by teammates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=]. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]. . * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as youd expect, a bastard. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. Paddy doesn't. For a cut of the money, he allows them to live in a cell with Sky+. 15Hopeless doormen Max and Paddy leave clubland and embark on a series of wild and exciting adventures in their prized motorhome, \"Easy Rider\" style. * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. In Dover, Max and Paddy buy a plasma television from an Irish crook called Gypsy Joe (played by Brendan O'Carroll). * DoItYourselfTheme: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''. After a stint in a porn film (a film called Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory - a gay porn parody of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory) leaves Paddy humiliated, the campervan breaks down in the Midlands. You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! - Facebook It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter Kay - YouTube 0:00 / 6:41 Intro Sign in to confirm your age This video may be inappropriate for some users. ]], * JailBake: [[spoiler: Averted. He's not. Unfortunately, he meets his old flame Tina, who is then finds out is married to the Wolfster. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles Charlies Anals]] DVD. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004. We don't have any reviews for Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere. However, the child, a 10-year-old boy called Daniel, is actually Max's son. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (2004) s01e04 Episode Script
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